THE ROAD TO CLARITY
I once was a stoner like you,
Smoking fatties as big as canoes,
Selling copious amounts
I could flip half an ounce
Just as fast as a kid ties their shoes.
It was grand, for a while, in truth,
All the fabled excesses of youth –
Music, food, sex – were better
Like a dumb Irish Setter
I was happy, and safe from reproof.
All my problems seemed quite esoteric
I was safe, in a vault, hyperbaric,
I would smile and sigh
As the world dawdled by
Far removed, I could finally bear it.
It didn’t quite happen at once,
It was more like a matter of months –
But I dated a lady,
We can call her, say, Sadie
Who abstained from my bongs, pipes
and blunts.
And she told me quite plainly that she
Didn’t like anyone who smoked weed
And so I, the pushover,
Went and got clean and sober
Though I definitely felt like a dweeb.
Me and Sadie eventually split
Newly single, I took a fat hit
And I coughed and I coughed
With no water to quaff,
Taking breaths as my lungs would
permit.
Once my baby pink lungs had subsided,
My attention was caught, undivided
By the startling fact
That the bowl that I’d packed
Somehow no longer got me excited.
So I guess all it took was a year
Spent unfuzzied, unmuddied and clear.
Though at heart I’m still fond
Of the reefer, the ganja,
I think I’ll just stick to good beer.
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