Sushi Burritos, the best of both worlds

Fathom this: You’re at home starving. While your stomach grumbles in distress, you cry to yourself, “What should I eat?” You are far too lazy to cook food. The first ideas to pop into your pea brain are sushi, and burritos. The choices you have to make are far too difficult. You cannot choose between sushi and burritos.

Ah, but I have your answer: Sushi burritos.

Yes, it is a real thing, also known as “Sushitos.” Unfortunately the bliss that is sushi burritos is quite far away from us – in Eugene – but it is important to know this godly food is out in the world.

So what is a sushi burrito? Besides heavenly, sushi burritos are a large sushi roll uncut and rolled in seaweed or a sesame wrap. There are no beans or burrito things in this delight, keeping it smell-safe. This food of the gods is eaten like a burrito, but it is all sushi.

As for taste, there are so many different kinds.

I personally am a fan of spicy tuna, but the last sushi burrito I feasted upon was called “#bacon.” This delight came with cream cheese, roasted jalapeño, spicy tuna, fresh salmon, tempura applewood-smoked bacon, avocado, cucumber, and sriracha maple sauce. The “#bacon” treated me well with every bite, similar to a parent with a sleeping child: it was bliss.

Another sushi burrito I love is the “Spicy Tuna.” Filled with avocado, cucumber, spicy tuna, tempura flakes, carrot, seaweed salad, spicy sauce and sweet soy reduction, this is another burrito I am in love with, though the “#bacon” is my favorite.

Other sushi burritos include the California, Neptune, Ginger Shake, MGM, Bigfoot, Mt. Hood, Samurai, Caribbean, Black Widow, Ling Ling, M-80, Dan Klein, Panda, Magic Cap, Hipster, and Sweet Deandra.

So, as you can tell, these things called Sushi Burritos are wonderful and most likely sent up to Earth from the depths of Hell. Only Hades would send sushi burritos to a solitary place on Earth.

It’s unfortunate, but to have one of these things you must go to Unami Sushi restaurant in Springfield or a food truck in Eugene called SuBo which was recently opened in October by Unami.

However, now that you have the information, you could make your own sushi burrito or protest for a sushi burrito restaurant to open near to us. Information is knowledge, and knowledge is the key to power. You have all the power, and you now know about sushi burritos. For now, do yourself a favor and pick one up if you’re in Eugene-Springfield.

Advocate Staff