Megan Fox dies riding exercise bike and eating Easy Mac – Portland, OR
There was curiously little blood, and no teeth or claw marks – but film star Megan Fox died early Thursday [...]
April Fools
Horoscopes, Apr. 1
Aquarius – Has an unexpected person unceremoniously poked their way back into your life? Second chances [...]
Banksy leaves his mark at MHCC
This week, Joshida Community College has been struck by a famous artist: The one and only Banksy has been [...]
Student’s ‘One-Salmon-Man-Show’ is a hit
The graphic pulled from the show’s poster. A mock up of Dale’s character, [...]
Mt. Hood community college panicked over pond muck
A mysterious pollutant has been noticed lurking in the waters of the campus pond by students and staff of Mt. [...]
Paul Allen sells Portland down the river
With $17.7 billion in tow, Portland Trail Blazers owner Paul Allen does whatever he wants. After co-founding [...]
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