ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE HANDBOOK

With everything going on in the world, the littlest things always manage to slip by and sometimes those little things can have drastic measures.

It’s not every day you’re going to hear the words, “How would you survive a zombie apocalypse if it were to happen?” My reasoning for that, is because it’s not realistic. If someone asked “What are your plans for the weekend?” That would make sense. It’s logical! 

In case someone does decide to test your apocalyptic knowledge, however, there are a few things I think are a must-know.

Sit back, relax and try to outrun the growling, drooling brain eater, if you are in fact, living through the apocalypse. The key to survival is crucial. Every mistake can lead to your downfall. Getting a simple cut can cost your life. 

For starters, here is a small list of first aid supplies you may want to keep handy. The basics: adhesive bandages, antibacterial ointment, anti-diarrheal medication, aspirin, aspirin alternative, bandana cloth wraps, tape, clips, safety pins, eye drops, a flashlight with batteries (or one that is solar powered), gauze, rubbing alcohol, scissors, sedatives, tweezers, and water sanitizing tablets. 

Next on the list: Rations. You will need to eat and drink to survive.

In order:

1) Bottled water is a must; dehydration should be the least of your worries.

2) Energy bars have nutritional value and are long lasting. It wouldn’t hurt to have a few on hand.

3) Nuts are nutritionally important for their antioxidents, omega-3s, and protein. Nuts are small and easy to transport. You may enjoy almonds, walnuts and pecans.

4) Peanut butter is packed with protein, yet doesn’t require refrigeration. It can be used alone or added to less desirable foods to make them taste better. Did you know that peanut butter may also be used as a natural greasy oil? A little peanut butter will keep your chainsaw purring, no matter how many zombies you have to chop through!

5) Canned meat: The good news is, canned meat is ready to eat and has high levels of protein, making it good for sustenance. Easy-open containers are often small enough for easy packing and require no preparation time. There are many varieties of canned meat available, including Vienna sausage, tuna, deviled ham, etc. There are many other types of canned goods, as well as beef jerky, dried fruits, beans, even hot dogs and seasoning (Though I don’t know when you’re going to be able to put spice in your life when you’re running for it!). 

Now, you’re probably asking, “Ash, I have first aid, food, and water. But where can I sleep, and how will I stay warm at night?”

Well, it’s not ideal, but in “The Walking Dead” the characters survived for a good while in the jail. So, a jail or prison may be a good idea as long as you hold the keys and it has fencing and bars. Or, find somewhere high up, like a tree house or the mountains; some people even suggest a bank vault! 

As for staying warm, I would say fire is your best choice. You can cook with it and boil water. You can also set a field of zombies ablaze, if  the time calls for it.

Well, that’s just a bit of knowledge you could use, not only to look like a total bad-ass to your friends, but, to also survive an accidental zombie apocalypse.

Until next time!