March 31, 2016 0 Horoscopes, Apr. 1 Aquarius – Has an unexpected person unceremoniously poked their way back into your life? Second chances [...]
February 25, 2016 0 Horror Scopes, Feb. 26 Aquarius – Crushing raw eggs in your hands might seem wasteful, or just messy, but if you let out a [...]
February 11, 2016 0 Horror Scopes, Feb. 12 Aquarius – Aquarians are the worst. Seriously, save yourself the time – Don’t get them anything. [...]
February 4, 2016 0 Horror Scopes, Feb. 5 Aquarius – Buying almonds in bulk might not produce noticeable effects in your health, but they do [...]
January 7, 2016 0 Horror Scopes, Jan. 8 Capricorn – The crystal-horrorscope-ball or whatever is kind of fuzzy on this one, but from what we can [...]
November 19, 2015 0 Horror Scopes, Nov. 20 Scorpio – Sure, Almond milk might be a poor imitation, but if you eat it with cereal you never know [...]